snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

ratatit:

you know whats gross

that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen

but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was

idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok



james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

What a beauty I mean honestly

james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

What a beauty I mean honestly
corgasmic:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Wow

corgasmic:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Wow

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals